I actually have 2 stories along these lines. One was the other night. Apparently, Nicole Kidman is in town filming a movie & a bunch of the crew (from the looks of things, they definetly worked behind the scenes!!) came in for dinner, making the announcement when they made their reservation that they were "Working on a movie with Nicole Kidman." So before they even came in, i figured they were just trying to sound important. They were sooooo rude about everything, sending everything back ("This ribeye is really fatty!" -- uh, yeah, ribeyes are fatty! "My well done salmon tastes fishy!"-- again, if you cook it to death, it tastes like cat food!) Then they were saying "Well, we're going to tell Nicole about THIS!!"
The other story was about a local weather guy a few months ago. One of those locals who will never get a job in another market... real amateurish. Anyway, his friends bought out the restaurant for a party & "Marty" made up a play list of music. Part of the way through the night, people started asking if we could change the music, so we did. He FLIPPED OUT, screaming & threatening the bartender and eventually went to the bathroom & tore down all of the decorations and plugged up the toilets with rolls of paper towel! Like we're not going to tell everybody about the weather guy run amok?!